A man and woman were married for many
years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The woman would
shout, "U crazy nut, when I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave,
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbours feared her. They believed she
practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place
in their neighbourhood.
The woman liked the fact that she was
feared. To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 68. Her
husband had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, he went straight
to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
His neighbours, concerned for his safety,
asked, "Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up
and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your
life?" > > The man put down his drink and said, "Let her dig. I
had her buried upside down......."
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